chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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