Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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