She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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