You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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