Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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