She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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