hell yes lets make some ravioli
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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