I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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