Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
