I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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