Sponge bath it is.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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