i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
