Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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