It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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