My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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