She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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