I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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