Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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