she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm at about main and main street
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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