The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Holy shit dude........stairs
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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