She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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