I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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