That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
