So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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