So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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