I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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