Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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