i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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