No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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