i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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