Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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