k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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