Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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