Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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