where am i from again
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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