I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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