My friends, they love my intelligence
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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