you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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