you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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