summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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