i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
