At least make sure they are 18
Why
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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