addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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