Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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