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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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