fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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