Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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