worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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