can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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