You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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