That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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