I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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