Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I look better un-naked...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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