Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im drinking this country out of the recession.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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