The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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