So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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