oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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