this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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