I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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