yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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