Dual....:-)
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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