And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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