i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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